Stockinette penises. Only really a problem for designers.
I will spare you the photos (mostly because they shawl-penis showed up on is scheduled for a top-secret launch in October of 2016). But I was happily knitting away on my sample, watching Walking Dead, and I look down after a good solid chunk of knitting and realize that there's, what looks like, a penis in my shawl.
I sent the picture to a few of my knitting friends... "yes, yup, it looks like a dick"
So then I spent the rest of the night ripping out all the work I did, re-charting the last chart of the shawl so that the penis went away.
Here's a picture instead of a kitten to
make everyone make myself feel better